Auld Lang Syne (for old times’ sake) is generally sang in appreciation of friendships at the time of an outgoing year on the eve of an incoming New Year. One could even think of it as an ‘old’ anxiety song, as it can also be sung to symbolize other life endings, or new chapters, including funerals, farewells, and graduations. A thoughtful Buddhist might recognize this popular tune as a salve—or drinkers’ bandaid—for the suffering of transiency and impermanence, the first mark of suffering in conditioned existence. Either way the real nature of friendships—indeed, all social relationships—is called into question by the mere mention of Auld Lang Syne. Singing this song, and drinking its Kool Aide, is just one way socialization makes everyone artificially dependent upon each other. In reality, we’re already dependent upon each other, within or without a social context, as determined in Buddha’s doctrine of interdependent origination. So, while having social dependencies is ultimately...